Welcome to the Most Magical Hash on Earth – where fairy tales involve flour marks, false trails, and questionable life choices!
We stagger forth once a month (usually Sundays at 11:00 am, give or take a beer) for a 2–4 mile “fun run” that’s heavy on the fun and suspiciously light on the running.
As a proudly visitor-friendly kennel, we’re always ready to throw together a spontaneous trail or, at minimum, a highly disciplined drinking practice.
Bring hydration (BYOB unless you enjoy watching others drink), sunscreen, bug spray, and whatever form of protection best suits your current life decisions.
Most importantly, bring friends — especially virgins — because nothing says hospitality like leading newcomers into the woods and teaching them songs they can’t un-hear. On-on!
Next Hash – Sunday, August 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Theme: Summer is HOT!
Start: TBD
Maps links:
Google
Apple
Hares: Pull Out or Pull Over
Trail Info: TBD
On-after: TBD
Start time: 11:00 AM
On-On!
Trail length: TBD
Shiggy Rating: TBD
Wet Feet?:
Cost: $3 and BYOB or $10 to the hares if you want a few drinks from their stash & you were too lazy to go to the store and get what you like!
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