Welcome to the Most Magical Hash on Earth – where fairy tales involve flour marks, false trails, and questionable life choices!
We stagger forth once a month (usually Sundays at 11:00 am, give or take a beer) for a 2–4 mile “fun run” that’s heavy on the fun and suspiciously light on the running.
As a proudly visitor-friendly kennel, we’re always ready to throw together a spontaneous trail or, at minimum, a highly disciplined drinking practice.
Bring hydration (BYOB unless you enjoy watching others drink), sunscreen, bug spray, and whatever form of protection best suits your current life decisions.
Most importantly, bring friends — especially virgins — because nothing says hospitality like leading newcomers into the woods and teaching them songs they can’t un-hear. On-on!
Next Hash – SATURDAY, May 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Theme: OKissMe Invades O2H3
Start: Pinnacle Staffing Group
4401 S Orange Ave #107, Orlando, FL 32806
Google Maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/zSmjQnuj5aCnBSc1A
Hares: Short Cummings, Blee Blah Blue Blah, Fire in the Hole
Trail Info: It’s that time of year again! The OKissMe 4th analversary weekend.
On-after: Most likely The Porch
Start time: 4:00 PM
Cost: $7
Next Next Hash – SUNDAY, May 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Theme: OKissMe Fourth Analversary
Start: 9938 Universal Blvd, Orlando, FL 32819-8705, United States
Google Maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8YmkmZP8yxmK7s439
Near Beth’s Burger Bar
Hares: Short Cummings, Fire in the Hole
Trail Info: It’s that time of year again! The OKissMe 4th analversary weekend.
On-after: Beth’s Burger Bar
Start time: 11:00 AM
On-On!
Trail length: 3.69
Shiggy Rating: 0.69
Wet Feet?: Not unless it rains.
Cost: $3 and BYOB or $10 to the hares if you want a few drinks from their stash & you were too lazy to go to the store and get what you like!
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